In the true spirit of small penis size, I spotted this in my local regular carpark the other day…

I think this clearly documents the “whipped husband”… here’s what, I guess he thinks, is a hot car, complete with wankified plate:

(lol, yeah, nice colour)… and what do we have in the back seat?

Yes, a child seat.

Man, dude, that’s SO raw. What a fucken badass he is. I imagine this convo:

“I’m getting that BADASS, RAW HSV honey, no questions about it!”
“No you’re not.”
“Oh, ok” *whimpers and sobs* “No, wait, I AM GETTING IT!”
“Righto, YOU make the baby seat fit!”

*whip cracking noise*