The guys that work with me in my team are awesome.  They’re also all a bit spaz in their own, awesome way.

One of them has never seen Star Wars.  Any of it.  Ever.  I have failed as a boss, not having that as a requirement in the position descriptions, but that will be addressed.

So this guy, lets call him Captain Jabbermonkey, is talking to his father (a doctor) about some medical thing on the phone.  His Dad asks if he is still smoking e-cigarettes, which Captain Jabbermonkey is.

His Dad then says, “Why would you even smoke that shit?!?  It’s a battery, it electricity… that’s like sucking on R2D2’s dick.”

“I’ve never seen Star Wars,” Captain replies.  His father cracks up laughing and hangs up on him.

Gold.